| mom: | you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf |
| me: | excuse me where do you think these chips came from |
| A: | Are you a virgin? |
| B: | 3 biggest pet peeves |
| C: | Celebrity crush? |
| D: | If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? |
| E: | Do you smoke? |
| F: | Do you drink? |
| G: | If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be? |
| H: | Longest relationship and with who? |
| I: | 5 turn ons |
| J: | 5 turn offs |
| K: | What's the biggest lie you have ever told? |
| L: | Would you ever date someone of another race? |
| M: | What is your sexual orientation? |
| N: | Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with |
| O: | Who are you crushing on right now? |
| P: | Who is your bestfriend? |
| Q: | Your guilty pleasure? |
| R: | Who was your first kiss? |
| S: | Do looks matter to you? |
| T: | What kind of underwear are you wearing? |
| U: | How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs |
| V: | How far have you gone? |
| W: | Do you like it when people play with your hair? |
| X: | Are you circumcised? |
| Y: | Do you name your private parts? |
| Z: | Do you pee in the shower? |
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
johnny depp is my spirit animal
(Source: crescentrnoon, via abbyellis)
| PURPLE: | I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. |
| FUSCHIA: | I wish we were friends in real life. |
| RED: | I love you with a burning passion. |
| GREY: | I wish you would notice me. |
| PINK: | I think you should follow me. |
| INDIGO: | Roleplay with me please? |
| TEAL: | We have a lot in common. |
| BLUE: | You are my tumblr crush. |
| ORANGE: | I don’t like your blog. |
| YELLOW: | FUCK ME PLEASE. |
| WHITE: | MARRY ME PLEASE. |
| GREEN: | I think you’re cute. |
| BLACK: | I would date you. |
| BROWN: | I don’t like you. |
| RAINBOW: | Skype info? |
This gif can work for pretty much everything.
Phone died: this gif.
Failed a test: this gif.
Period: this gif.
Lots of homework: this gif.
I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.
Life: this gif.
(Source: battle-of-evermore, via xshady4life)